Schweddy Balls ice cream is the latest in frozen threats facing your children, at least according to One Million Moms. The conservative organization, an offshoot of American Family Association, has called for a boycott of the newest Ben & Jerry’s flavor because they find it offensive.

“The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive,” the group posted on its website. “Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

The flavor is named after the classic Alec Baldwin sketch on “Saturday Night Live,” in which he plays a bakery owner named Pete Schweddy. The most famous line (and the one most often repeated by drunk frat boys) is his end note: “No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.”

The Jets have struck again. Not only did they sign  Antonio “7 kids in 7 different states” Cromartie and  Ladanian “Electric Slide” Tomlinson they have completed the so called Free Agent Hat Trick today by adding Jason “The Peacock” Taylor. Get your season tickets now and make your Super Bowl reservations. Belicheck and Parcells must be shaking in their boots, who would want to play this team with those free agents and All American GQ cover boy Mark Sanchez. Expect big things this year NY. Nothing less than the Super Bowl, Start Spreading the News.

After years of keeping quiet about his personal life, pop star Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay.

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man,” Ricky said in a message posted on his offical Web site. “I am very blessed to be who I am.”

Stop the Presses, I for one never saw that one coming. Next thing you are going to tell me is that Tom Cruise is gay. Anybody? Anybody? Just a matter of time.

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Great Video attached. Remember to drink in moderation. A great St.Patrick’s day past memory. Keep and eye on the girl in red……………

Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant Odds to win thanks to www.sportsbook.com.

* Jamie Grubbs, +500. Tool Academy contestant and cocktail waitress.

* Jamie Jungers, +500. Vegas lingerie model.

* Mindy Lawton, +2000. Trailer park waitress from Orlando.

* Loredana Jolie, +250. Playboy model and (alleged) hooker.

* Holly Sampson, +300. Former porn star.

* Kalika Moquin, +800. Vegas club manager/promoter.

* Cori Rist, +250. Aspiring model.

* Joslyn James, +500. Porn star.

* Julie Postle. +800. Orlando cocktail waitress.

My money rides with Loredana Jolie, +250. Playboy model and hooker. Expect a highly motivated Loredana with the Playboy good looks and hooker experience to win this one. She is the favorite for a reason.

“I have seven kids that live in five different states,” Cromartie said. “I made some wrong decisions my first two years in the NFL. Now I have to take on the responsibility of being a father to my kids. . . . It won’t impact my focus on the field.” Cromartie also vowed to make sure his child support was in order. Jets General Manager Mike Tannenbaum acknowledged that issue raised concerns, but he said the team is confident that Cromartie will do the right things on the field and off. Welcome to New York Antonio, move over Randy Johnson and Alex Rodriguez there is a new sheriff in town.

March 10th is the date.  So far Howard Stern has confirmed at least 4 contestants in the Tiger Woods mistress beauty contest. Woods’ alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent. The prize money is $100,000, sponsored by dating Web site www.AshleyMadison.com. I cannot wait. This is going to be fun!

ABC announced that Ochocinco will indeed be one of the contestants, along with a group that includes ESPN’s Erin Andrews and former astronaut Buzz Aldrin. And Yes, our good friends at www.sportsbook.com will have odds on Dancing with the Stars. We will post them as soon as they become available.  I have to make Erin Andrews your early favorite, and not just because I saw her video.